Er a\u00c3\u00b0 ver\u00c3\u00b0a b\u00c3\u00bainn. H\u00c3\u00a9r sit \u00c3\u00a9g \u00c3\u00ad str\u00c3\u00a6t\u00c3\u00b3 um daginn og hugsa: “\u00c3\u017eetta er merkilegt. \u00c3\u017ea\u00c3\u00b0 er vetur og m\u00c3\u00a9r er ekki kalt \u00c3\u00a1 t\u00c3\u00a1num (m\u00c3\u00a9r er nefninlega alveg ofbo\u00c3\u00b0slega kalt \u00c3\u00a1 t\u00c3\u00a1num \u00c3\u00a1 veturna). \u00c3\u017ea\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00a1 n\u00c3\u00ba eftir a\u00c3\u00b0 r\u00c3\u00a6tast \u00c3\u00bar \u00c3\u00bev\u00c3\u00ad, jan\u00c3\u00baar og febr\u00c3\u00baar eru eftir me\u00c3\u00b0 s\u00c3\u00adn -4\u00c2\u00b0 skemmtilegheit.” En nei, jan\u00c3\u00baar er a\u00c3\u00b0 ver\u00c3\u00b0a b\u00c3\u00bainn!!!!! \u00c3\u017ea\u00c3\u00b0 er bara febr\u00c3\u00baar eftir me\u00c3\u00b0 s\u00c3\u00adnar hugsanlegu -4\u00c2\u00b0sem eru ekki l\u00c3\u00adklegar mi\u00c3\u00b0a\u00c3\u00b0 vi\u00c3\u00b0 veturinn sem er a\u00c3\u00b0 ver\u00c3\u00b0a b\u00c3\u00bainn. \u00c3\u017ea\u00c3\u00b0 er b\u00c3\u00bai\u00c3\u00b0 a\u00c3\u00b0 vera st\u00c3\u00b3rkostlegt ve\u00c3\u00b0ur \u00c3\u00ad vetur og vi\u00c3\u00b0 h\u00c3\u00a9r \u00c3\u00ad birtingardeild Internet-Gests f\u00c3\u00b6gnum \u00c3\u00bev\u00c3\u00ad gr\u00c3\u00ad\u00c3\u00b0arlega og sendum \u00c3\u00bat fagna\u00c3\u00b0arkve\u00c3\u00b0jur til f\u00c3\u00a1t\u00c3\u00a6ku barnanna \u00c3\u00ad Brei\u00c3\u00b0holti me\u00c3\u00b0 tilheyrandi pompi og prakt.
\nEn a\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00b6\u00c3\u00b0ru. Eins og fram kom \u00c3\u00ad fyrri skrifum \u00c3\u00be\u00c3\u00a1 t\u00c3\u00b3k Einar sig til og snara\u00c3\u00b0i \u00c3\u00ad eitt stk s\u00c3\u00a6lkerakl\u00c3\u00babbinn J\u00c3\u00b3nas. Hann f\u00c3\u00a6r einstakar kve\u00c3\u00b0jur fyrir framlag sitt til heimsins. Hann f\u00c3\u00a6r samt \u00c3\u00b6rugglega ekki kve\u00c3\u00b0jur fr\u00c3\u00a1 Hirti. \u00c3\u017eannig liggur nefninlega \u00c3\u00ad m\u00c3\u00a1linu a\u00c3\u00b0 Einari datt \u00c3\u00ad hug a\u00c3\u00b0 elda mex\u00c3\u00adkanska s\u00c3\u00bapu me\u00c3\u00b0 kj\u00c3\u00baklingi og hektara af chili pipar. \u00c3\u017ear sem a\u00c3\u00b0 Hj\u00c3\u00b6rtur getur ekki lagt s\u00c3\u00a9r til munns neinn sterkari mat en vatnsglas \u00c3\u00be\u00c3\u00a1 var a\u00c3\u00b0 sj\u00c3\u00a1lfs\u00c3\u00b6g\u00c3\u00b0u fjandinn laus. \u00c3\u2030g sj\u00c3\u00a1lfur f\u00c3\u00a9kk reyndar snert af heilabl\u00c3\u00a6\u00c3\u00b0ingu vi\u00c3\u00b0 a\u00c3\u00b0 bor\u00c3\u00b0a \u00c3\u00beessa s\u00c3\u00bapu \u00c3\u00bear sem h\u00c3\u00ban var sirka 400\u00c2\u00b0 \u00c3\u00a1 fahrenheit og g\u00c3\u00a6ti h\u00c3\u00a6glega s\u00c3\u00a9\u00c3\u00b0 Hverager\u00c3\u00b0i fyrir orku \u00c3\u00ad 18 \u00c3\u00a1r. Vi\u00c3\u00b0 komum a\u00c3\u00b0 Hirti \u00c3\u00a1 \u00c3\u00bevottaherbergisg\u00c3\u00b3lfinu, \u00c3\u00bear sem hann l\u00c3\u00a1 \u00c3\u00ad f\u00c3\u00b3sturstellingunni, s\u00c3\u00b6ng Erykah Badu og ranghvolfdi \u00c3\u00ad s\u00c3\u00a9r augunum. Einar s\u00c3\u00b3tti \u00c3\u00be\u00c3\u00a1 d\u00c3\u00bdrara smyrsli\u00c3\u00b0 sitt og f\u00c3\u00b3r me\u00c3\u00b0 lj\u00c3\u00b3\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00a1 me\u00c3\u00b0an hann hl\u00c3\u00ba\u00c3\u00b0i a\u00c3\u00b0 Hirti eins og v\u00c3\u00a6ngbrotnum fugli. Hjartn\u00c3\u00a6m stund, ver\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00a9g a\u00c3\u00b0 segja.
\nSvo er ma\u00c3\u00b0ur sem f\u00c3\u00a6r ver\u00c3\u00b0laun vikunnar. Um daginn var stormur. L\u00c3\u00b6greglan var b\u00c3\u00bain a\u00c3\u00b0 bi\u00c3\u00b0ja f\u00c3\u00b3lk um a\u00c3\u00b0 vera heima hj\u00c3\u00a1 s\u00c3\u00a9r vegna h\u00c3\u00a6ttu vi\u00c3\u00b0 a\u00c3\u00b0 fj\u00c3\u00baka til Gar\u00c3\u00b0ab\u00c3\u00a6jar og \u00c3\u00bea\u00c3\u00b0 vill enginn. \u00c3\u2030g og R\u00c3\u00b3sa v\u00c3\u00adsu\u00c3\u00b0um \u00c3\u00beessari b\u00c3\u00b3n L\u00c3\u00b6greglunnar til f\u00c3\u00b6\u00c3\u00b0urh\u00c3\u00basanna og f\u00c3\u00b3rum \u00c3\u00ad b\u00c3\u00ad\u00c3\u00b3. S\u00c3\u00a1um Sherlock Holmes sem var \u00c3\u00a1g\u00c3\u00a6tis skemmtun og f\u00c3\u00a6r me\u00c3\u00b0m\u00c3\u00a6li undirrita\u00c3\u00b0s. \u00c3\u0081 lei\u00c3\u00b0inni heim \u00c3\u00bar b\u00c3\u00ad\u00c3\u00b3inu var skyggni 0 metrar, grenjandi rigning og sv\u00c3\u00adnslegt rok. Allt \u00c3\u00ad einu \u00c3\u00b6skrar R\u00c3\u00b3sa eins og h\u00c3\u00ban hafi vakna\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00a1 Brei\u00c3\u00b0abliks leik og \u00c3\u00a9g hamra\u00c3\u00b0i \u00c3\u00a1 bremsuna hra\u00c3\u00b0ar en Chuck Norris hugsar. \u00c3\u017e\u00c3\u00a1 er einhver b\u00c3\u00b6lva\u00c3\u00b0ur asni a\u00c3\u00b0 HJ\u00c3\u201cLA \u00c3\u00a1 m\u00c3\u00b3ti umfer\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00ad \u00c3\u00beessu ansv\u00c3\u00adtans ve\u00c3\u00b0ri og var \u00c3\u00be\u00c3\u00a1 staddur svona meter fyrir framan b\u00c3\u00adlinn me\u00c3\u00b0 aumasta blikklj\u00c3\u00b3s sem \u00c3\u00a9g hef s\u00c3\u00a9\u00c3\u00b0 til a\u00c3\u00b0 vekja \u00c3\u00a1 s\u00c3\u00a9r athygli.
\n\u00c3\u017eessi ma\u00c3\u00b0ur f\u00c3\u00a6r kl\u00c3\u00a1rlega ver\u00c3\u00b0laun fyrir a\u00c3\u00b0 vera ma\u00c3\u00b0ur vikunnar og \u00c3\u00beau eru ekki af verri endanum, \u00c3\u00be\u00c3\u00a1ttaka \u00c3\u00a1 \u00c3\u00beingflokksfundi Borgarahreyfingarinnar! Til hamingju, hj\u00c3\u00b3landi ma\u00c3\u00b0ur!
\nSegi \u00c3\u00beetta gott \u00c3\u00ad bili, er a\u00c3\u00b0 hugsa n\u00c3\u00bdja k\u00c3\u00b6nnun, ef \u00c3\u00bea\u00c3\u00b0 er eitthvert brennandi m\u00c3\u00a1lefni \u00c3\u00be\u00c3\u00a1 smelli\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00bev\u00c3\u00ad \u00c3\u00ad komment! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Er a\u00c3\u00b0 ver\u00c3\u00b0a b\u00c3\u00bainn. H\u00c3\u00a9r sit \u00c3\u00a9g \u00c3\u00ad str\u00c3\u00a6t\u00c3\u00b3 um daginn og hugsa: “\u00c3\u017eetta er merkilegt. \u00c3\u017ea\u00c3\u00b0 er vetur og m\u00c3\u00a9r er ekki kalt \u00c3\u00a1 t\u00c3\u00a1num (m\u00c3\u00a9r er nefninlega alveg ofbo\u00c3\u00b0slega kalt \u00c3\u00a1 t\u00c3\u00a1num \u00c3\u00a1 veturna). \u00c3\u017ea\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00a1 n\u00c3\u00ba eftir a\u00c3\u00b0 r\u00c3\u00a6tast \u00c3\u00bar \u00c3\u00bev\u00c3\u00ad, jan\u00c3\u00baar og febr\u00c3\u00baar eru eftir me\u00c3\u00b0 s\u00c3\u00adn -4\u00c2\u00b0 skemmtilegheit.” En nei, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-88","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=88"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":90,"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions\/90"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=88"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=88"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=88"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}