H\u00c3\u00b3h\u00c3\u00b3h\u00c3\u00b3! J\u00c3\u00b3lasveinninn er kominn snemma \u00c3\u00ad \u00c3\u00a1r! Eins og allir vita \u00c3\u00be\u00c3\u00a1 eru kosningar \u00c3\u00a1 morgun og \u00c3\u00bev\u00c3\u00ad vel vi\u00c3\u00b0 h\u00c3\u00a6fi a\u00c3\u00b0 snara inn eins og einni Andra s\u00c3\u00b6gu. <\/p>\n
Eitt sinn voru K\u00c3\u00b3pavogsmenn \u00c3\u00a1 g\u00c3\u00b3\u00c3\u00b0u tj\u00c3\u00batti \u00c3\u00ad b\u00c3\u00a6num eins og svo oft \u00c3\u00a1\u00c3\u00b0ur. Andri var \u00c3\u00bear fremstur me\u00c3\u00b0al jafningja og \u00c3\u0081sgeir (a.k.a Sexkanturinn, a.k.a Sm\u00c3\u00a1skyr, a.k.a R\u00c3\u00adkisstarfsma\u00c3\u00b0urinn) fylgdi honum fast \u00c3\u00a1 eftir. Eftir margra klukkustunda gaman fannst \u00c3\u00beeim f\u00c3\u00a9l\u00c3\u00b6gum \u00c3\u00be\u00c3\u00b3 t\u00c3\u00admab\u00c3\u00a6rt a\u00c3\u00b0 halda heim enda skj\u00c3\u00b3\u00c3\u00b0an farin a\u00c3\u00b0 segja til s\u00c3\u00adn. \u00c3\u201c\u00c3\u00bearft \u00c3\u00beykir a\u00c3\u00b0 taka fram a\u00c3\u00b0 Andra finnst ekki lei\u00c3\u00b0inlegt a\u00c3\u00b0 bor\u00c3\u00b0a. <\/p>\n
\u00c3\u017eeir f\u00c3\u00a9lagar skeggr\u00c3\u00a6ddu hva\u00c3\u00b0 skyldi sn\u00c3\u00a6\u00c3\u00b0a fyrir svefn og Andri hafna\u00c3\u00b0i Nonnabita \u00c3\u00a1 \u00c3\u00beeim forsendum a\u00c3\u00b0 m\u00c3\u00batta hans \u00c3\u00a6tti fullan frysti af humri. \u00c3\u008d ofan\u00c3\u00a1lag v\u00c3\u00a6ri h\u00c3\u00ban \u00c3\u00ad sumarb\u00c3\u00basta\u00c3\u00b0 og \u00c3\u00beeir g\u00c3\u00a6tu \u00c3\u00bev\u00c3\u00ad fari\u00c3\u00b0 heim til hans, elda\u00c3\u00b0 humarinn og horft \u00c3\u00a1 b\u00c3\u00ad\u00c3\u00b3mynd me\u00c3\u00b0an g\u00c3\u00b3\u00c3\u00b0g\u00c3\u00a6tinu v\u00c3\u00a6ri gra\u00c3\u00b0ka\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00ad sig. <\/p>\n
\u00c3\u0081si sam\u00c3\u00beykkti \u00c3\u00beessa hugmynd fagnandi og i\u00c3\u00b0a\u00c3\u00b0i \u00c3\u00ad skinninu eftir a\u00c3\u00b0 komast \u00c3\u00ad humarveislu a la Andri.<\/p>\n
\u00c3\u017eegar heim til Andra var komi\u00c3\u00b0 snara\u00c3\u00b0i Andri fram humrinum, st\u00c3\u00b3rri p\u00c3\u00b6nnu og hv\u00c3\u00adtlaukssmj\u00c3\u00b6ri. Skellti hr\u00c3\u00a1efninu \u00c3\u00a1 p\u00c3\u00b6nnuna og steikti vel.
\n\u00c3\u017eeir f\u00c3\u00a9lagar settust svo fyrir framan imbann og byrju\u00c3\u00b0u sn\u00c3\u00a6\u00c3\u00b0inginn.
\nBrag\u00c3\u00b0i\u00c3\u00b0 var eftir \u00c3\u00bev\u00c3\u00ad sem m\u00c3\u00a9r best skilst \u00c3\u00a1g\u00c3\u00a6tt en undir t\u00c3\u00b6nn var \u00c3\u00beetta ekkert spes. Grj\u00c3\u00b3thart og n\u00c3\u00a1nast \u00c3\u00b3\u00c3\u00a6tt var veislufangi\u00c3\u00b0 og endu\u00c3\u00b0u \u00c3\u00beeir \u00c3\u00a1 \u00c3\u00bev\u00c3\u00ad a\u00c3\u00b0 skilja megni\u00c3\u00b0 eftir og sofnu\u00c3\u00b0u v\u00c3\u00a6rum svefni \u00c3\u00batfr\u00c3\u00a1 imbanum. <\/p>\n
Daginn eftir kom mamma hans Andra og spur\u00c3\u00b0i hvort hann hef\u00c3\u00b0i eitthva\u00c3\u00b0 veri\u00c3\u00b0 a\u00c3\u00b0 vilja \u00c3\u00ad humarinn \u00c3\u00ad frystinum um helgina. “J\u00c3\u00a1hh!” svara\u00c3\u00b0i Andri og gagnr\u00c3\u00bdndi humarinn eins og rau\u00c3\u00b0v\u00c3\u00adni\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00ad s\u00c3\u00b6gu # 1. “\u00c3\u017eetta var alveg \u00c3\u00b3\u00c3\u00a6tt!” sag\u00c3\u00b0i hann s\u00c3\u00a1rm\u00c3\u00b3\u00c3\u00b0ga\u00c3\u00b0ur og svekktur yfir annars vel heppnu\u00c3\u00b0u r\u00c3\u00a1ni.<\/p>\n
M\u00c3\u00b3\u00c3\u00b0ir hans tj\u00c3\u00a1\u00c3\u00b0i honum \u00c3\u00be\u00c3\u00a1 \u00c3\u00bea\u00c3\u00b0 a\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00a1\u00c3\u00b0ur en h\u00c3\u00ban hef\u00c3\u00b0i fari\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00ad b\u00c3\u00basta\u00c3\u00b0 hef\u00c3\u00b0i h\u00c3\u00ban teki\u00c3\u00b0 humarinn \u00c3\u00ad sundur og sett hann \u00c3\u00ad poka og skeljarnar \u00c3\u00ad annan til poka til a\u00c3\u00b0 sj\u00c3\u00b3\u00c3\u00b0a og gera \u00c3\u00bar humars\u00c3\u00bapu. Michelin kokkurinn Andri haf\u00c3\u00b0i \u00c3\u00be\u00c3\u00a1 teki\u00c3\u00b0 pokann me\u00c3\u00b0 skeljunum og steikt \u00c3\u00be\u00c3\u00a6r upp\u00c3\u00bar hv\u00c3\u00adtlaukssmj\u00c3\u00b6ri og \u00c3\u00beeir f\u00c3\u00a9lagar grandalausir hakka\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00be\u00c3\u00a6r \u00c3\u00ad sig!<\/p>\n
Vi\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00b3skum Andra enn og aftur til hamingju me\u00c3\u00b0 veisluna og bendum f\u00c3\u00b3lki \u00c3\u00a1 a\u00c3\u00b0 gefa honum Veislur\u00c3\u00a9tti Hagkaupa \u00c3\u00ad afm\u00c3\u00a6lisgj\u00c3\u00b6f.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
H\u00c3\u00b3h\u00c3\u00b3h\u00c3\u00b3! J\u00c3\u00b3lasveinninn er kominn snemma \u00c3\u00ad \u00c3\u00a1r! Eins og allir vita \u00c3\u00be\u00c3\u00a1 eru kosningar \u00c3\u00a1 morgun og \u00c3\u00bev\u00c3\u00ad vel vi\u00c3\u00b0 h\u00c3\u00a6fi a\u00c3\u00b0 snara inn eins og einni Andra s\u00c3\u00b6gu. Eitt sinn voru K\u00c3\u00b3pavogsmenn \u00c3\u00a1 g\u00c3\u00b3\u00c3\u00b0u tj\u00c3\u00batti \u00c3\u00ad b\u00c3\u00a6num eins og svo oft \u00c3\u00a1\u00c3\u00b0ur. Andri var \u00c3\u00bear fremstur me\u00c3\u00b0al jafningja og \u00c3\u0081sgeir (a.k.a Sexkanturinn, a.k.a Sm\u00c3\u00a1skyr, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11,12,13],"class_list":["post-67","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-andri","tag-asi","tag-humar"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=67"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":69,"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions\/69"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=67"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=67"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=67"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}