\u00c3\u017eessi er mj\u00c3\u00b6g sennilega klass\u00c3\u00adskasta Andra sagan af \u00c3\u00beeim \u00c3\u00b6llum. Oft hefur veri\u00c3\u00b0 r\u00c3\u00a6tt um a\u00c3\u00b0 festa \u00c3\u00beetta ep\u00c3\u00adska meistaraverk \u00c3\u00a1 filmu en enginn leikstj\u00c3\u00b3ri treyst s\u00c3\u00a9r til versksins.<\/p>\n
Svo er m\u00c3\u00a1l me\u00c3\u00b0 vexti a\u00c3\u00b0 amma og afi Andra Stuc f\u00c3\u00b3ru til E\u00c3\u00be\u00c3\u00ad\u00c3\u00b3p\u00c3\u00adu (f\u00c3\u00b3ru til einhvers Afr\u00c3\u00adkur\u00c3\u00adkis sem h\u00c3\u00a9r eftir ver\u00c3\u00b0ur nefnt E\u00c3\u00be\u00c3\u00ad\u00c3\u00b3p\u00c3\u00ada(a\u00c3\u00b0allega af \u00c3\u00bev\u00c3\u00ad a\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00bea\u00c3\u00b0 er svo \u00c3\u00be\u00c3\u00a6gilegt a\u00c3\u00b0 skrifa \u00c3\u00bea\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00a1 lyklabor\u00c3\u00b0)). \u00c3\u0081\u00c3\u00b0ur en \u00c3\u00beau h\u00c3\u00a9ldu utan spur\u00c3\u00b0u \u00c3\u00beau Andra hva\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00beau \u00c3\u00a6ttu a\u00c3\u00b0 kaupa handa kappanum og hann svara\u00c3\u00b0i rj\u00c3\u00b3\u00c3\u00b0ur \u00c3\u00ad kinnum: “\u00c3\u2030g myndi svo sannarlega \u00c3\u00beiggja f\u00c3\u00b3tboltatreyju”.<\/p>\n
Andri bei\u00c3\u00b0 spenntur eftir \u00c3\u00b6mmu sinni og afa og f\u00c3\u00b3tboltatreyjunni m\u00c3\u00b6gnu\u00c3\u00b0u sem \u00c3\u00a1tti a\u00c3\u00b0 hj\u00c3\u00a1lpa honum a\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c2\u00a0sigra heiminn. Daginn \u00c3\u00a1\u00c3\u00b0ur en \u00c3\u00beau g\u00c3\u00b6mlu \u00c3\u00a1ttu a\u00c3\u00b0 skila s\u00c3\u00a9r heim hringdu \u00c3\u00beau \u00c3\u00ad hann \u00c3\u00bar t\u00c3\u00adkallas\u00c3\u00adma \u00c3\u00a1 flugvellinum og s\u00c3\u00b6g\u00c3\u00b0u honum a\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00beau hef\u00c3\u00b0u enga tryju fundi\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00ber\u00c3\u00a1tt fyrir v\u00c3\u00ad\u00c3\u00b0t\u00c3\u00a6ka leit. Andra br\u00c3\u00a1st ekki bogalistinn \u00c3\u00bearna frekar en fyrri daginn og svara\u00c3\u00b0i um h\u00c3\u00a6l a\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00beau skyldu bara kaupa handa honum h\u00c3\u00a1rgel, \u00c3\u00bea\u00c3\u00b0 v\u00c3\u00a6ri lj\u00c3\u00b3mandi gott.<\/p>\n
\u00c3\u017eegar amma hans og afi koma heim f\u00c3\u00a6ra \u00c3\u00beau honum \u00c3\u00beessa l\u00c3\u00adku f\u00c3\u00adnu t\u00c3\u00bapu af Top Gel. Andri lj\u00c3\u00b3ma\u00c3\u00b0i allan hringinn og dreif sig inn\u00c3\u00a1 ba\u00c3\u00b0herbergi til a\u00c3\u00b0 skella herlegheitunum \u00c3\u00ad h\u00c3\u00a1ri\u00c3\u00b0. \u00c3\u0081rangurinn l\u00c3\u00a9t reyndar heldur betur \u00c3\u00a1 s\u00c3\u00a9r standa. H\u00c3\u00a1ri\u00c3\u00b0 l\u00c3\u00a9t ekkert a\u00c3\u00b0 stj\u00c3\u00b3rn og allt gumsi\u00c3\u00b0 lak ni\u00c3\u00b0ur \u00c3\u00bar h\u00c3\u00a1rinu og \u00c3\u00a1 h\u00c3\u00a1lsinn.<\/p>\n
Minn ma\u00c3\u00b0ur l\u00c3\u00a9t ekki deigan s\u00c3\u00adga og h\u00c3\u00a9lt \u00c3\u00a1fram a\u00c3\u00b0 smyrja Top Gelinu \u00c3\u00ad h\u00c3\u00a1ri\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00ad von um a\u00c3\u00b0 einn dag myndi \u00c3\u00bea\u00c3\u00b0 virka og hann mydi skarta fallegasta h\u00c3\u00a1ri K\u00c3\u00b3pavogs. Allt kom fyrir ekki.<\/p>\n
Um \u00c3\u00bea\u00c3\u00b0 bil tveimur vikum eftir afhendingu Top Gels f\u00c3\u00b3r Andri heim eftir f\u00c3\u00b3tbolta\u00c3\u00a6fingu og f\u00c3\u00b3r \u00c3\u00ad sturtu \u00c3\u00bear. Vinur hans kom me\u00c3\u00b0 honum og hinkra\u00c3\u00b0i inni \u00c3\u00ad herbergi eftir a\u00c3\u00b0 Andri myndi kl\u00c3\u00a1ra. Andri kom \u00c3\u00bataf ba\u00c3\u00b0herberginu, \u00c3\u00beramma\u00c3\u00b0i til vinar s\u00c3\u00adns um lei\u00c3\u00b0 og hann sprauta\u00c3\u00b0i gommu af\u00c2\u00a0 Top Geli \u00c3\u00ad hendina s\u00c3\u00adna og sag\u00c3\u00b0i: “Ef \u00c3\u00be\u00c3\u00ba kaupir \u00c3\u00be\u00c3\u00a9r gel, ekki \u00c3\u00be\u00c3\u00a1 kaupa \u00c3\u00be\u00c3\u00a9r Top Gel. \u00c3\u017eetta er mesta drasl \u00c3\u00ad heimi”. Hendir s\u00c3\u00ad\u00c3\u00b0an t\u00c3\u00bapunni \u00c3\u00a1 gl\u00c3\u00a6silegan h\u00c3\u00a1tt \u00c3\u00a1 r\u00c3\u00bami\u00c3\u00b0.<\/p>\n
Me\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00bea\u00c3\u00b0 strunsar hann inn \u00c3\u00a1 ba\u00c3\u00b0herbergi aftur og hefst handa vi\u00c3\u00b0 a\u00c3\u00b0 smyrja str\u00c3\u00bdinu upp \u00c3\u00ad lofti\u00c3\u00b0. Eftir um \u00c3\u00bea\u00c3\u00b0 bil 1:13 m\u00c3\u00adn heyrist \u00c3\u00b3gurlegt \u00c3\u00b6skur innan \u00c3\u00bar herbergi. Andri stekkur, l\u00c3\u00a9ttur \u00c3\u00a1 f\u00c3\u00a6ti, inn \u00c3\u00ad herbergi\u00c3\u00b0 og finnur \u00c3\u00bear vin sinn organdi \u00c3\u00bar hl\u00c3\u00a1tri \u00c3\u00a1 g\u00c3\u00b3lfinu. Vinurinn er spur\u00c3\u00b0ur hva\u00c3\u00b0 er svona fyndi\u00c3\u00b0 og hann r\u00c3\u00a9ttir Andra t\u00c3\u00bapuna og segir \u00c3\u00ad gegnum hl\u00c3\u00a1turst\u00c3\u00a1rin: “Lestu l\u00c3\u00adnu 2 \u00c3\u00ad d\u00c3\u00a1lki 3 aftan\u00c3\u00a1”.<\/p>\n
\u00c3\u017ear stendur: “Top Gel is easy to use with any kind of condom or wihout. Guarantees 99,9% safe sex”. Andri haf\u00c3\u00b0i semsagt veri\u00c3\u00b0 a\u00c3\u00b0 kl\u00c3\u00adna s\u00c3\u00a6\u00c3\u00b0isdrepandi kremi \u00c3\u00ad h\u00c3\u00a1ri\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00a1 s\u00c3\u00a9r \u00c3\u00ad tv\u00c3\u00a6r vikur!!!!!<\/p>\n
Til a\u00c3\u00b0 auka \u00c3\u00a1 \u00c3\u00a1n\u00c3\u00a6gju \u00c3\u00ad \u00c3\u00beessari s\u00c3\u00b6gu er a\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00admynda s\u00c3\u00a9r s\u00c3\u00b6lumanninn sem seldi g\u00c3\u00b6mlum hj\u00c3\u00b3num \u00c3\u00ad Afr\u00c3\u00adku t\u00c3\u00bapu af s\u00c3\u00a6\u00c3\u00b0isdrepandi kremi. P\u00c3\u00a6li\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00ad \u00c3\u00bev\u00c3\u00ad. Vi \u00c3\u00b3skum Andra til hamingju me\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00beennan \u00c3\u00a1fanga og bendum \u00c3\u00a1 a\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00beetta er ekki apr\u00c3\u00adl gabb.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00c3\u017eessi er mj\u00c3\u00b6g sennilega klass\u00c3\u00adskasta Andra sagan af \u00c3\u00beeim \u00c3\u00b6llum. Oft hefur veri\u00c3\u00b0 r\u00c3\u00a6tt um a\u00c3\u00b0 festa \u00c3\u00beetta ep\u00c3\u00adska meistaraverk \u00c3\u00a1 filmu en enginn leikstj\u00c3\u00b3ri treyst s\u00c3\u00a9r til versksins. Svo er m\u00c3\u00a1l me\u00c3\u00b0 vexti a\u00c3\u00b0 amma og afi Andra Stuc f\u00c3\u00b3ru til E\u00c3\u00be\u00c3\u00ad\u00c3\u00b3p\u00c3\u00adu (f\u00c3\u00b3ru til einhvers Afr\u00c3\u00adkur\u00c3\u00adkis sem h\u00c3\u00a9r eftir ver\u00c3\u00b0ur nefnt E\u00c3\u00be\u00c3\u00ad\u00c3\u00b3p\u00c3\u00ada(a\u00c3\u00b0allega af \u00c3\u00bev\u00c3\u00ad […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-51","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=51"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52,"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions\/52"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=51"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=51"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=51"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}