\u00c3\u2030g er b\u00c3\u00bainn a\u00c3\u00b0 segja \u00c3\u00beessa s\u00c3\u00b6gu nokkrum sinnum undanfarna daga vi\u00c3\u00b0 dynjandi l\u00c3\u00b3fatak og \u00c3\u00a9g ver\u00c3\u00b0 a\u00c3\u00b0 smella \u00c3\u00beessu hinga\u00c3\u00b0 inn.<\/p>\n
Fyrir um \u00c3\u00bea\u00c3\u00b0 bil 5 \u00c3\u00a1rum s\u00c3\u00ad\u00c3\u00b0an f\u00c3\u00b3r ma\u00c3\u00b0ur a\u00c3\u00b0 nafni Andri J\u00c3\u00b3hannesson( a.k.a Andri Stussy, a.k.a Andri Stuc, a.k.a Stussy Hlussy) og f\u00c3\u00a9kk s\u00c3\u00a9r pinna \u00c3\u00ad geirv\u00c3\u00b6rturnar. E\u00c3\u00b0lilegt segja margir en \u00c3\u00be\u00c3\u00b3 m\u00c3\u00a1 deila um \u00c3\u00bea\u00c3\u00b0 eins og margt anna\u00c3\u00b0.<\/p>\n
Nokkrum vikum s\u00c3\u00ad\u00c3\u00b0ar var Andri \u00c3\u00ad f\u00c3\u00b3tbolta \u00c3\u00a1 gervigrasi, gleymdi a\u00c3\u00b0 pl\u00c3\u00a1stra geirv\u00c3\u00b6rturnar, datt a\u00c3\u00b0 sj\u00c3\u00a1lfs\u00c3\u00b6g\u00c3\u00b0u og annar pinninn datt \u00c3\u00bar \u00c3\u00a1 mj\u00c3\u00b6g s\u00c3\u00a1rsaukafullann h\u00c3\u00a1tt. Hinsvegar fannst pinninn \u00c3\u00ad gervigrasinu og hann tekinn me\u00c3\u00b0 til a\u00c3\u00b0 vera settur \u00c3\u00ad aftur seinna meir.<\/p>\n
Stuttu seinna var part\u00c3\u00bd heima hj\u00c3\u00a1 Sigf\u00c3\u00basi (a.k.a F\u00c3\u00basi kn\u00c3\u00bas, a.k.a Big-F\u00c3\u00bas, a.k.a 200 kg \u00c3\u00ad bekk). Andri haf\u00c3\u00b0i sagt okkur f\u00c3\u00a9l\u00c3\u00b6gunum a\u00c3\u00b0 hann t\u00c3\u00admdi sko engann veginn a\u00c3\u00b0 borga tatt\u00c3\u00ba manninum 3000 kall fyrir a\u00c3\u00b0 skella pinnanum \u00c3\u00ad aftur og spur\u00c3\u00b0i hvort a\u00c3\u00b0 einhver okkar v\u00c3\u00a6ri til \u00c3\u00ad a\u00c3\u00b0 gera \u00c3\u00beetta ef hann k\u00c3\u00a6mi me\u00c3\u00b0 korktappa og n\u00c3\u00a1l. Brynjar (a.k.a Bibbz, a.k.a BibbiRibb, a.k.a SelaMelur) bau\u00c3\u00b0 sig fram \u00c3\u00a1 n\u00c3\u00bdju Evr\u00c3\u00b3pumeti og Andri samykkti.<\/p>\n
Vi\u00c3\u00b0 s\u00c3\u00a1tum spenntir \u00c3\u00a1 f\u00c3\u00b6studagskveldi og bi\u00c3\u00b0um eftir meistaranum(Andra). Hann m\u00c3\u00a6tti me\u00c3\u00b0 heimabrugga\u00c3\u00b0a rau\u00c3\u00b0v\u00c3\u00adnsfl\u00c3\u00b6sku fr\u00c3\u00a1 m\u00c3\u00b6mmu sinni en henni haf\u00c3\u00b0i hann hnupla\u00c3\u00b0 til a\u00c3\u00b0 n\u00c3\u00a1 korktappanum. Hann settist sposkur og r\u00c3\u00a9tti Brynjari pinnann, korktappann \u00c3\u00bar fl\u00c3\u00b6skunni og t\u00c3\u00adtuprj\u00c3\u00b3n.<\/p>\n
Vi\u00c3\u00b0 hinir s\u00c3\u00a1tum allir me\u00c3\u00b0 spurnarsvip enda t\u00c3\u00adtuprj\u00c3\u00b3nn a\u00c3\u00b0 minnsta kosti t\u00c3\u00adu sinnum minni umm\u00c3\u00a1ls en pinnaskrattinn. Brynjar vissi \u00c3\u00beetta l\u00c3\u00adka en l\u00c3\u00a9t va\u00c3\u00b0a engu s\u00c3\u00ad\u00c3\u00b0ur. Reif \u00c3\u00ad geirv\u00c3\u00b6rtuna \u00c3\u00a1 Andra, skellti korkinum undir og gata\u00c3\u00b0i me\u00c3\u00b0 t\u00c3\u00adtuprj\u00c3\u00b3ninum. Andri veina\u00c3\u00b0i en vi\u00c3\u00b0 hinir skr\u00c3\u00adktum af k\u00c3\u00a1t\u00c3\u00adnu.<\/p>\n
Brynjar m\u00c3\u00a1ta\u00c3\u00b0i pinnann \u00c3\u00ad gati\u00c3\u00b0 en hann passa\u00c3\u00b0i au\u00c3\u00b0vita\u00c3\u00b0 ekki. Andri sag\u00c3\u00b0i \u00c3\u00be\u00c3\u00a1 \u00c3\u00beessu fleygu or\u00c3\u00b0: “\u00c3\u017e\u00c3\u00ba ver\u00c3\u00b0ur bara a\u00c3\u00b0 gata oftar og f\u00c3\u00a1 st\u00c3\u00a6rra gat til a\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00beetta passi.” Stemmningin var \u00c3\u00b3tr\u00c3\u00baleg! Brynjar gata\u00c3\u00b0i og gata\u00c3\u00b0i og Andri skr\u00c3\u00a6kti en vi\u00c3\u00b0 allir hinir orgu\u00c3\u00b0um af hl\u00c3\u00a1tri.\u00c2\u00a0 Eftir 300 g\u00c3\u00b6t gafst Andri upp. Helaumur og buga\u00c3\u00b0ur j\u00c3\u00a1ta\u00c3\u00b0i hann sig sigra\u00c3\u00b0ann og leita\u00c3\u00b0i huggunar \u00c3\u00ad fl\u00c3\u00b6skunni sem hann haf\u00c3\u00b0i stoli\u00c3\u00b0 af m\u00c3\u00battu sinni.<\/p>\n
Andri hefur n\u00c3\u00ba ekki veri\u00c3\u00b0 miki\u00c3\u00b0 fyrir rau\u00c3\u00b0v\u00c3\u00adn og yfirleitt drukki\u00c3\u00b0 fyrir \u00c3\u00a1hrifin en ekki brag\u00c3\u00b0i\u00c3\u00b0. \u00c3\u017eess vegna \u00c3\u00a1kva\u00c3\u00b0 hann a\u00c3\u00b0 skella fl\u00c3\u00b6skunni \u00c3\u00ad trekt og\u00c2\u00a0 kl\u00c3\u00a1ra d\u00c3\u00a6mi\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00beannig. Hann ger\u00c3\u00b0i \u00c3\u00bea\u00c3\u00b0 me\u00c3\u00b0 stakri pr\u00c3\u00bd\u00c3\u00b0i og \u00c3\u00a1 2,13 sek var flaskan t\u00c3\u00b3m. Hins vegar var\u00c3\u00b0 Andri ekki fullur heldur lei\u00c3\u00b0 bara illa og \u00c3\u00a6ldi seinna um kv\u00c3\u00b6ldi\u00c3\u00b0.<\/p>\n
Daginn eftir spur\u00c3\u00b0i mamma hans hvort a\u00c3\u00b0 hann vissi um afdrif einnar fl\u00c3\u00b6skunnar sem h\u00c3\u00ban hef\u00c3\u00b0i veri\u00c3\u00b0 a\u00c3\u00b0 brugga. Andri sag\u00c3\u00b0ist vita allt um \u00c3\u00bea\u00c3\u00b0, og l\u00c3\u00a9t \u00c3\u00bea\u00c3\u00b0 fylgja me\u00c3\u00b0 a\u00c3\u00b0 rau\u00c3\u00b0v\u00c3\u00adn v\u00c3\u00a6ri algj\u00c3\u00b6rt eitur, b\u00c3\u00a6\u00c3\u00b0i \u00c3\u00a1 brag\u00c3\u00b0i\u00c3\u00b0 og \u00c3\u00ad maga. Skildi ekkert \u00c3\u00ad \u00c3\u00bev\u00c3\u00ad hva\u00c3\u00b0 fullor\u00c3\u00b0na li\u00c3\u00b0i\u00c3\u00b0 v\u00c3\u00a6ri a\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00ba\u00c3\u00b0a \u00c3\u00beessu sulli \u00c3\u00ad sig \u00c3\u00beegar r\u00c3\u00adki\u00c3\u00b0 v\u00c3\u00a6ri st\u00c3\u00batfullt af bj\u00c3\u00b3r. Mamma hans fullkomna\u00c3\u00b0i \u00c3\u00be\u00c3\u00a1 \u00c3\u00beessa s\u00c3\u00b6gu \u00c3\u00beegar h\u00c3\u00ban sag\u00c3\u00b0i honum a\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00beessi flaska v\u00c3\u00a6ri ein af m\u00c3\u00b6rgum sem hef\u00c3\u00b0u komi\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00bar \u00c3\u00b3n\u00c3\u00bdtri bruggun. H\u00c3\u00ban hef\u00c3\u00b0i fatta\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00bea\u00c3\u00b0 eftir a\u00c3\u00b0 hafa sett allt v\u00c3\u00adni\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00a1 fl\u00c3\u00b6skur. \u00c3\u008d lj\u00c3\u00b3s hef\u00c3\u00b0i komi\u00c3\u00b0 a\u00c3\u00b0 rau\u00c3\u00b0v\u00c3\u00adni\u00c3\u00b0 var \u00c3\u00b3\u00c3\u00a1fengt!!<\/p>\n
\u00c3\u017eannig a\u00c3\u00b0 Andri sat uppi me\u00c3\u00b0 g\u00c3\u00b6t\u00c3\u00b3tta, \u00c3\u00b3noth\u00c3\u00a6fa geirv\u00c3\u00b6rtu, pinnann \u00c3\u00a1 n\u00c3\u00a1ttbor\u00c3\u00b0inu og skelfilega “\u00c3\u00beynnku” eftir rau\u00c3\u00b0v\u00c3\u00adnsfyller\u00c3\u00adi\u00c3\u00b0 sitt. Vi\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00b3skum honum hjartanlega til hamingju me\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00beetta<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00c3\u2030g er b\u00c3\u00bainn a\u00c3\u00b0 segja \u00c3\u00beessa s\u00c3\u00b6gu nokkrum sinnum undanfarna daga vi\u00c3\u00b0 dynjandi l\u00c3\u00b3fatak og \u00c3\u00a9g ver\u00c3\u00b0 a\u00c3\u00b0 smella \u00c3\u00beessu hinga\u00c3\u00b0 inn. Fyrir um \u00c3\u00bea\u00c3\u00b0 bil 5 \u00c3\u00a1rum s\u00c3\u00ad\u00c3\u00b0an f\u00c3\u00b3r ma\u00c3\u00b0ur a\u00c3\u00b0 nafni Andri J\u00c3\u00b3hannesson( a.k.a Andri Stussy, a.k.a Andri Stuc, a.k.a Stussy Hlussy) og f\u00c3\u00a9kk s\u00c3\u00a9r pinna \u00c3\u00ad geirv\u00c3\u00b6rturnar. E\u00c3\u00b0lilegt segja margir en \u00c3\u00be\u00c3\u00b3 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35,"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions\/35"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gesturst.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}